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Vibrator Goes Beyond the Call of Duty

We ‘re all for taking that mirror and studying our girlie parts. It’s ours for the knowledge, and nothing new (bless you, Betty Dodson). And then came the Svakom. Sounds like something you’d pick up from Ikea but it’s actually straight out of China.

This new idea in vibrators adds a camera into your insertible vibrator for the purpose of…. actually I have no idea. While I felt totally empowered by reading Masters and Johnson’s findings about women’s orgasms, I feel absolutely no need to see my own vaginal contractions; I tend to find that feeling them is quite sufficient. But that’s just me.

While the range of vibrators with all their colours, materials, shapes, pearls, cyber-compatibility and other functionality keep continuing their invasion, I think that very little has really improved on the technology of the first vibes from the 1880′s. You know, the fact that they give you a buzz on the clitoris. Some folks like gadgets and most of us are avid consumers so I guess it’s nice to have choice, but I’d just as well keep my inner mechanics to myself. But thanks for trying.

P.s. If the company can spend so much on the pseudo-Western marketing, why not find one really English speaker to review the sub-titles? Or is that part of the cryptic message that they’re taking over the planet, one vagina at a time?


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