Gentlemen and no less, ladies,
It is almost the end of May, popularly known (in some circles) as Masturbation Month. Hey, I’m not making this up, look here.
So don’t miss the opportunity to celebrate such a sweet cause. Not that you can’t have sex for one come Saturday 1st, sometimes it’s just nice to do it and be in good company. Whether its your hand, a borrowed hand, a vibrator or some form of vegetable or mineral (you heard me, animal is NOT cool), just do whatever feels good, relieves stress, and keeps you healthy.