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On Keeping Calm

“A crucial moment in Britishness” is how they describe the World War II motivational poster “Keep Calm and Carry On”. That’s very noble but some would say what is crucially British is vicars and tarts, or under-clothed models on the Sunday Times’ back page.

So with all due respects, we’ll upgrade the slogan to something just as British but a whole lot more pragmatic: Keep Calm and Use a Vibrator.


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