Whatever happened to wanting sex more than anything? It seems that what has always been humans' ultimate aspiration is now not quite as driving as knowing what's going on with one's clique, the folks who would probably rather be having sex, but are instead working their social network in the hopes of getting some.

According to a survey by an electronics marketplace, 10% of under 25's and 6% of over 25's would stop having sex to check a text message. Beyond these text-happy individuals, I would imagine that an even greater number of men and women would hear the text coming in and spend the rest of the encounter considering checking it or imagining who and what the text is about. From here to faking an orgasm in order to get the whole thing over with, is just a hop, skip and an “aaah” away.
Considering your average 20-something's sexual encounter is not going to last more than a very few minutes anyway, one can only deduce that either the sex isn't THAT great for said corresponders, or that texting IS that good. In the latter case, I really need to tweak my own texting skills. It is become evident that this, after all, is the new hand job.
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