| Thursday, April 22, 2010 | ||
| Sexy Planet Day | ||
Your participation in Earth Day can reach every niche and cranny of your existence, not least of all your sex life. Sure, you worry about our scorched planet all through the year, so how about doing something on Earth Day that leaves you feeling a bit pepped up about the whole big mess.  Sex in the dark. This may be the way you usually enjoy your roll in the hay, but on April 22nd you actually get credit for turning off the lights. And, of course, there is that clean energy you generate in the form of body heat. If you don't have a partner (because not all earthlings need to be paired off), you can find a green sex toy or just use the two that you were born with (your hands! But wash them if they're literally green). If, on the other hand, you have more partners than there are new moons, zap on a condom because STD treatment takes a harsh toll on our environment and because us humans are not an endangered species and the fewer of us, the better. More tips on Sexy Ways to Green the Planet |
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| Saturday, April 17, 2010 | ||
| Ashy Skies and Dampened Plans | ||
Who can say Eyjafjallajoekull? OK, try saying “that bloody volcano that cancelled our flights”. Since there's no point in crying over spilled ash, one has to look for the upshot of having your dream holiday trashed or being stranded far from home.  How about ever-popular fantasy of joining the mile-high club (having sex in mid-flight)? Let's speak honestly about that. Having sex in the airplane cubicle? Do the terms 'smelly', 'too small to stand in' and 'long line outside' mean anything to you? The thing about this elusive club is that I don't really believe any of those people who gloat about it, not because it isn't possible but because its unlikely to be very rewarding, beyond the stories you'll tell later. And that includes sneaking a feel under the airline blanket. But getting back to real and gratifying eruptions, the current air shut-down may just have something to offer the frustrated and bored traveler. Before trying to figure out a way to lie down on airport chairs or heading home, consider the modified version of the mile-high club: sex in the airport. Sure, you are likely to be caught on camera (what, you don't think airplanes have cameras?) but think of all those excellent nooks and crannies in terminal buildings. Now this is the stuff that fantasies are made of. For those of you flying solo, just grab your handy vibrator that you stuffed deep between your socks, hoping the X-ray machines wouldn't pick up. Newsflash: they CAN see your sex toy and they do NOT care. If you're one of those sorry individuals who left your toy at home or in the sex store, take the time to think about daring to do those things on your wish list. Why should Iceland have all the good eruptions? |
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| Thursday, April 08, 2010 | ||
| Greening Your Orgasm | ||
Not all folks get warm and fuzzy about saving the planet; some just think of what its going to cost them: losing the big 'ole SUV, doing tofu instead of steak or upgrading half the home and office. So we're here to say going green can be thrilling, enriching and even down-right mind-blowing.  OK, I'll tell you how! Environmentally-friendly sex toys, that's how. Solar-powered vibrators, organic lubricant and sustainable, wooden dildos, just for starters. They practically have you screaming “oh, my earth... oh, my earth” at the zenith of pleasure. Laugh if you will, but with Earth Day approaching on April 22nd, I'd say that this is one of the most gratifying ways to cut your carbon footprint and feel good about yourself and your connection with Mother Earth. If this sounds too hard-core for you, consider the fact that in general, eco-friendly toys don't contain nasty chemicals that are best not used intimately, they last you longer, cost you less to run and don't send you running to the local store for extra batteries in the middle of the night. A good place to start looking into this is Babeland, who are running a campaign for the month of April under the awesome by-line “Come for a Good Cause”. They'll be donating a big chunk of their profits from purchases to Grist, the wickedly brilliant environmental news site. Read more about Dinah's policy on Playing Green |
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